I must write about last Friday night, it was funtiemz.

So, weeks prior I had plans (and a facebook event) of a fun night out with two friends, we will call them R and C. The plan was to go to the Indian restaurant that R used to work at, bring wine, drink the wine, go back to C’s house and watch shitty reality TV.

Then a few days beforehand I casually text C, and she tells me she has accidently double booked :O She is seeing the nearby musical from 8-10!

Amanda doesn’t let bitches ruin plans.

So we alter the plan so that we still go to Indian, eat, drink, then while C is at the musical, R and I will spend time at the pub until she is done.

So the night happens! We buy an unnecessary amount of cheap wine, go to the restaurant, eat delicious food, R and I are quite tipsy and C heads off to the musical.

R and I still have some wine left in the bottles we’ve opened, so firstly we sit on a bench in the cold street and drink our wine from the bottles, like classy ladies.

We then go to the Royal. A friend of mine happened to be playing in his band there, and I had some fun drunk conversations with people I knew and his mother.

R and I met up with some random guys, travelled to a different pub and they bought us shots.

Now, as girls will understand, once you let a guy buy you a drink he will follow you around all night until you give him a little something. A slutty something. So after these guys bought us shots I knew we had to ditch them. And so we did! As soon as they turned to go inside and play pool, R and I ran back to the previous pub and talked to a bunch of people who starred in the musical. 

R and I were so drunk by this time that C had to hold us up the entire walk home.

Now, this is the weird part of the story;

I begged them if we could play Scattergories, so we get to C’s house and about a minute into playing the game, I throw down my notepad, lie down and within ten seconds I am asleep. R and C tried very hard to wake me but couldn’t, and they said I occasionally sat up, stared at them with hatred then lay back down. 

C picked me up and carried me to a couch, then put blankets on me. I woke at about 6am, still drunk, wondering how I got on the couch. I then watched Americas Next Top Model until they woke up.